Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.