Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
You might be a redneck if your mother carries a lug nut wrench for a toothpick.
At the gym:
Me: "What does this machine do?"
"Sir, that's a bench."
Me: "Perfect."
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.