Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."