Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
You might be a redneck if your mother carries a lug nut wrench for a toothpick.
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.