Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
You might be a redneck if your mother carries a lug nut wrench for a toothpick.
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.