The best stupid jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, graduation, stupid
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 59.88 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 59.69 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other. After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend would carefully examine each nail before hammering it down, but half of the time she would toss the nail behind her after examining it. Figuring that there couldn't be that many bad nails, she yelled out to her friend: "Why are you tossing out all those nails?" "Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!" was the response. Infuriated, the first blonde bellowed "You, idiot! Those are for my side of the roof!!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, work
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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