Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist?
A: Someone dented her car.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other.
After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend would carefully examine each nail before hammering it down, but half of the time she would toss the nail behind her after examining it.
Figuring that there couldn't be that many bad nails, she yelled out to her friend: "Why are you tossing out all those nails?"
"Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!" was the response.
Infuriated, the first blonde bellowed "You, idiot! Those are for my side of the roof!!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.