The best stupid jokes

Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, health, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: business, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 59.45 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other. After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend would carefully examine each nail before hammering it down, but half of the time she would toss the nail behind her after examining it. Figuring that there couldn't be that many bad nails, she yelled out to her friend: "Why are you tossing out all those nails?" "Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!" was the response. Infuriated, the first blonde bellowed "You, idiot! Those are for my side of the roof!!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, work
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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