Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.