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Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids, school, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, graduation, stupid
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 60.57 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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