Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom.
The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades.
"Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a brunette.
She asked the salesman how much the TV was.
He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was.
He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes."
She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
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