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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: drug, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, customer service, stupid, technology
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