The best stupid jokes

Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, stupid
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, management, office, stupid
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, mean, stupid
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: party, redneck, stupid
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