Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.