Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.