The best stupid jokes

Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.

At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."

Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."

Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.

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