The best stupid jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, political, stupid
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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has 61.62 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, relationship, sex, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, customer service, stupid, technology
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
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