The best stupid jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: drug, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids, school, stupid
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 59.69 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
There were five brothers named somebody, nobody, anybody mad and brain. One day somebody and nobody were fighting, and just at that moment the anybody called police. The police picked up the phone, and said hello. Then Anybody: "Hello sir! I want to inform you that somebody is beating nobody." Police: "Sorry!" Anybody: "Sir somebody is beating nobody" Police: "Are you mad? Who are you? What's your name?" Anybody: "No, sir mad is dancing, I am anybody" Police: "Shut up you idiot. What are you saying? Where have your brain gone? Is it lost?" Anybody: "No, sir brain is not lost. Brain is in the bathroom."
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, family, phone, stupid
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid
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