The best stupid jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: "Whoever did this to you needs help."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: christian, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, drunk, party, stupid
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
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