Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead.
A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side.
A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side.
Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: "Whoever did this to you needs help."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!