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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, political, stupid
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, redneck, stupid
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, stupid, teacher, technology
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