Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist?
A: Someone dented her car.
At the gym:
Me: "What does this machine do?"
"Sir, that's a bench."
Me: "Perfect."
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?"
"We made copies of all the receipts!"
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
A man works in the operations department of a large bank.
Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers.
One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
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