Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened? She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom – I'll show you how."