Joke #8109

Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.

When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.

Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.

Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.

Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.

Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.

Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other. After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend would carefully examine each nail before hammering it down, but half of the time she would toss the nail behind her after examining it. Figuring that there couldn't be that many bad nails, she yelled out to her friend: "Why are you tossing out all those nails?" "Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!" was the response. Infuriated, the first blonde bellowed "You, idiot! Those are for my side of the roof!!"

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.