The best stupid jokes

Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, food, stupid
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, life, stupid
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, mean, stupid
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist. The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!" After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!" They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?" The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, mean, stupid, time
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, stupid
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