The best stupid jokes

Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: cop, history, memory, phone, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, food, stupid
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, life, stupid
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, mean, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!" The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect." All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5." She answers and says "20". Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance." So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2." The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football, math, money, stupid
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist. The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!" After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!" They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?" The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, mean, stupid, time
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