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Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist. The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!" After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!" They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?" The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, mean, stupid, time
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!" The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect." All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5." She answers and says "20". Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance." So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2." The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football, math, money, stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, life, stupid
My wife left for her Father's home for vacation yesterday, when I was at my office. When I reached home, I found this note stick on the television. I am going to My Mom's Place for 6-7 days with kids and these are the instructions and warnings for you.... - No need to call your friends and cousins. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath the sofa... 2 - Don't forget mobile on the soap holder in the bathroom like last time... Why would anyone need a mobile in the bathroom? 3 - Keep your spe cs in the box.. Last time around it was found in the refrigerator. 4 - Salary already paid to maid. No need to be extra generous. 5 - Don't disturb neighbors early in the morning asking if they have got newspaper or not? Our newspaper vendor is different from theirs... And our laundry person and milkman are also different. 6 - Your Underwear are on left side of wardrobe and on right side are kids'... Like last time, don't say I was uncomfortable at work.... 7 - All reports have been checked and you are alright. No need to go to that young lady doctor again and again. 8 - My sister and Bhabhi's birthdays have gone last month which you have already attended. No need to go to them at midnight and wish belated happy birthday.. 9 - Have cut off WiFi for 10 days. So sleep early.... 10 - Stop smiling and being happy... as Mrs. Khanna, Mrs. Avasthi, Mrs. Kulkarni, Mrs. Trivedi, Mrs. Ansari, Mrs. Rastogi, Mrs. Chatteerjee... They all w ill be out of station in this period.... 11. Do not knock on the doors of that KALMUHI Priya, next door, on pretext of asking Sugar milk coffee powder or so one. I stocked all these in kitchen cabinet. rnrnAnd last but not the least. 12 - Don't try to be oversmart.. rnI may be back any moment without informing you. Happy vacation
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: food, holiday, stupid, travel, wife
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
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