The best stupid jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
has 49.72 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, little Johnny, stupid
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: political, stupid, Yo mama
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: health, student, stupid, Yo mama
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