Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Little Johnny was a chemist.
Little Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork?