Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly. After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says "If my proof falls then I rome through the halls." Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob. The man is confused and says "what are you doing?" She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some." The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did. Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good. The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping "Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch." Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?" She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.