Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Vote:
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
Vote:
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
Vote:
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.