E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife with another man. Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next. His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law. "Bill" she said, "I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode." "This I've got to hear," the Sailor said. "It was an honest mistake," the mother-in -law said. " She never got your e-mail!"
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!