Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.