Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried. "What's your name, birdie?" "Moses." "What dumbass named you Moses?" "The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.