There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? A: Lost.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights. I showed her our top brand, but, wanting to make sure each bulb worked, she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. I did, and each one lit up. "Great," she said. I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed. "I don't want this box," she said abruptly. "It's been opened."
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!