E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?"
"I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Mom! I'm a 3D printer!
Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early.
Arriving home, he found his wife with another man.
Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next.
His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law.
"Bill" she said, "I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode."
"This I've got to hear," the Sailor said.
"It was an honest mistake," the mother-in -law said. " She never got your e-mail!"
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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