There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights.
I showed her our top brand, but, wanting to make sure each bulb worked, she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in.
I did, and each one lit up.
"Great," she said.
I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box.
But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed.
"I don't want this box," she said abruptly. "It's been opened."
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation.
Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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