The best technology jokes

Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, technology
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: new year, technology
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, relationship, sex, technology
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work
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