The best technology jokes

E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: technology, ugly, Yo mama
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, technology
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife with another man. Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next. His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law. "Bill" she said, "I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode." "This I've got to hear," the Sailor said. "It was an honest mistake," the mother-in -law said. " She never got your e-mail!"
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, navy, technology, wife
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
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