How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights.
I showed her our top brand, but, wanting to make sure each bulb worked, she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in.
I did, and each one lit up.
"Great," she said.
I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box.
But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed.
"I don't want this box," she said abruptly. "It's been opened."
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a brunette.
She asked the salesman how much the TV was.
He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was.
He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes."
She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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