The best technology jokes

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried. "What's your name, birdie?" "Moses." "What dumbass named you Moses?" "The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, parrot, technology
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: internet, technology
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager's surprise, the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment, does your boss know that you discourage business that way? "Yes", replied the clerk. It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleaning printers if the owner tries to do it himself first.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: management, money, office, technology
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, technology
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
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