The best technology jokes

There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? A: Lost.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: accountant, IT, technology, work
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights. I showed her our top brand, but, wanting to make sure each bulb worked, she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. I did, and each one lit up. "Great," she said. I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed. "I don't want this box," she said abruptly. "It's been opened."
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, customer service, mean, technology
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: holiday, mean, office, technology, work
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
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