The best technology jokes

The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, technology
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: hipster, technology
Jimmy is calling Sergey, who he met at an international conference. Jimmy: "Hi, I've hear there is minus 54 degrees Celsius." Sergey: "Nonsense, not even minus 15!" Jimmy: "But on CNN, they've just shown a thermometer..." Sergey: "Ohh, ok, maybe outside."
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: phone, technology, winter, work
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
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has 63.83 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, technology
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
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