The best technology jokes

"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 62.41 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, office, technology, wife
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money. "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, money, technology
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: technology, wine, women, work
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: new year, technology
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