The best technology jokes

Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, technology
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 59.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, stupid, teacher, technology
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: customer service, money, stupid, technology, weather
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