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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?" The nine year old says "They’re for my four year old little brother." The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?" The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!"
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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