The best technology jokes

It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand. Jim and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued. Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted, "Okay, who's got the remote control?"
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dating, technology, Valentines day
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: geography, technology, terrorist
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: new year, technology
Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: internet, technology
Q: What is fast and crunchy? A: A rocket chip.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: technology
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
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has 56.41 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, football, marriage, technology
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 56.38 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
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