The best technology jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: internet, technology
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? A: Lost.
has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: accountant, IT, technology, work
I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: holiday, mean, office, technology, work
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: geography, technology, terrorist
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
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