The best technology jokes

"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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Jimmy is calling Sergey, who he met at an international conference. Jimmy: "Hi, I've hear there is minus 54 degrees Celsius." Sergey: "Nonsense, not even minus 15!" Jimmy: "But on CNN, they've just shown a thermometer..." Sergey: "Ohh, ok, maybe outside."
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Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand. Jim and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued. Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted, "Okay, who's got the remote control?"
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I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
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