The best technology jokes

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: hipster, technology
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
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has 63.83 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, technology
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?" The nine year old says "They’re for my four year old little brother." The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?" The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, technology
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: technology, Yo mama
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 62.76 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
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