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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
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"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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