The best technology jokes

Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
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has 65.19 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, technology
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: hipster, technology
A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights. I showed her our top brand, but, wanting to make sure each bulb worked, she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. I did, and each one lit up. "Great," she said. I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed. "I don't want this box," she said abruptly. "It's been opened."
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, customer service, mean, technology
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, technology
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 64.47 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work