"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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One day there were two men.
One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light.
The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse.
It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in it if you press one button it moves forward, if you press the second button it moves faster and if you press the last button it will stop.
The guy in the Benz was really impressed, so he asked the guy riding the horse if he wanted to trade the horse for the Benz, so he agreed.
They did the trade and the guy riding the horse drove the Benz and went on his way but the other guy was still stuck in the traffic light trying to get the horse to move.
He tried all the buttons but the horse does not seem to be moving so he called the horse owner and asked him if he can come back to show him how to move the horse.
So the guy came back, he pressed all the buttons again but the horse still doesn't move.
He noticed the horse's penis was up so he tells the other guy: "Ohh you forgot to release the handbrake!"
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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