The best technology jokes

Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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has 64.90 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty, technology
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
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has 64.86 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, technology
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: hipster, technology
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: internet, technology
An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they were as ready as they could be. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterwards, the American team became discouraged by the loss and their morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found. A Continuous Measurable Improvement Team of "Executives" was set up to investigate the problem and to recommend appropriate corrective action. Their conclusion: The problem was that the Japanese team had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, whereas the American team had 1 person rowing and 8 people steering. The American Corporate Steering Committee immediately hired a consulting firm to do a study on the management structure. After some time and billions of dollars, the consulting firm concluded that "too many people were steering and not enough rowing." To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the management structure was changed to "4 Steering Managers, 3 Area Steering Managers, and 1 Staff Steering Manager" and a new performance system for the person rowing the boat to give more incentive to work harder and become a six sigma performer. "We must give him empowerment and enrichment." That ought to do it. The next year the Japanese team won by two miles. The American Corporation laid off the rower for poor performance, sold all of the paddles, cancelled all capital investments for new equipment, halted development of a new canoe, awarded high performance awards to the consulting firm, and distributed the money saved as bonuses to the senior executives.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: management, money, sport, technology, time
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: technology, Yo mama
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology