The best technology jokes

If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: technology, weather
It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: customer service, money, stupid, technology, weather
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: bird, Halloween, technology
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: technology, time
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology