Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Steve Martin
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"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?"
"I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights.
I showed her our top brand, but, wanting to make sure each bulb worked, she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in.
I did, and each one lit up.
"Great," she said.
I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box.
But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed.
"I don't want this box," she said abruptly. "It's been opened."
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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"Have you got the address of the butter website?"
"Yes, but don't spread it around."
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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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