The best technology jokes

Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?" The nine year old says "They’re for my four year old little brother." The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?" The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!"

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.

Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!

Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!

Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.

There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?