Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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"Have you got the address of the butter website?"
"Yes, but don't spread it around."
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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Steve Martin
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A big party is being held to honor relational database systems and their impact on modern society.
Outside the venue, the host awaits the guests.
The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people.
Host: Who have you brought along?
Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me, and the other to justify the cost.
A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people.
Host: Who have you bought along?
DB2: I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialists, and 36 consultants.
A third limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own.
Host: Why haven't you brought anyone?
SQL Server: I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring the #sqlhelp Twitter hashtag for when the excrement hits the fan.
20 minutes later, up rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess.
Host: Where have you been MySQL?
MySQL: Sorry, I thought it was February 31st.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
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