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Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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