Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.