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Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash." Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
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