The best technology jokes

Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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