Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash." Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."