Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash." Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.