The best technology jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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has 29.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, technology
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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has 26.72 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, memory, sport, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 25.48 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
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