The best technology jokes

A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house. Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house. Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone. The message reads, ' battery low'. Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'. He was disappointed.
has 31.13 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, phone, stupid, technology
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
has 30.51 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: customer service, Facebook, internet, IT, technology
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
has 26.72 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
has 26.33 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, memory, sport, technology
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