The best technology jokes

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Vote:
has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Vote:
has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Vote:
has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, weather
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Vote:
has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
Vote:
has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Vote:
has 31.93 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Vote:
has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, technology
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
Vote:
has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Vote:
has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
<<<222324
More jokes →
Page 22 of 24.