Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."