Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11?
The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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