The best technology jokes

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cop, phone, technology
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America. She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?" The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya" And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum" The guy says: "In that case follow me" So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!" So she picks up his dick, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, technology, women
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
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