Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.