Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.