The best technology jokes

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
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I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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