There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.