The best technology jokes

If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: technology, weather
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer, technology
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: customer service, money, stupid, technology, weather
When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager's surprise, the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment, does your boss know that you discourage business that way? "Yes", replied the clerk. It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleaning printers if the owner tries to do it himself first.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: management, money, office, technology
"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: technology, time
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology