Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher.
You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles...
See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles...
See 83 errors, pitches computer.