The best technology jokes

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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