The best technology jokes

Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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