The best technology jokes

90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bird, Halloween, technology
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work