The best technology jokes

Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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has 70.54 % from 523 votes. More jokes about: animal, Facebook, technology
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, technology
"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: technology, time
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dating, IT, phone, technology
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 69.55 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
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