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There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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