Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm getting a fax," he explains.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.