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Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm getting a fax," he explains.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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