There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.