The best technology jokes

"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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