Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.