The best technology jokes

Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: old people, technology, Yo mama
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, time
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.19 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: life, old people, technology
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day, she went to him and said, Hi. I'm Jada. He said, Hi. I'm Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend.
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has 72.01 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: IT, marriage, phone, religious, technology
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
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