The best technology jokes

Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
has 69.62 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
has 69.61 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, office, technology, wife
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
has 68.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
Scene: A radio newsroom. Caller: "I just wanted to let you know you're off the air." Host: "Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it." Caller: "It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that."
has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, technology, work
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer, technology
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
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