The best technology jokes

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: technology, weather
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, office, technology, wife
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer, technology
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
Scene: A radio newsroom. Caller: "I just wanted to let you know you're off the air." Host: "Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it." Caller: "It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, technology, work
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