Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Scene: A radio newsroom. Caller: "I just wanted to let you know you're off the air." Host: "Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it." Caller: "It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that."