The best technology jokes

Scene: A radio newsroom. Caller: "I just wanted to let you know you're off the air." Host: "Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it." Caller: "It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that."
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, technology, work
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 69.30 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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has 69.24 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: dating, IT, phone, technology
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 68.62 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 66.69 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
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