The best technology jokes

Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, relationship, sex, technology
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
has 70.26 % from 518 votes. More jokes about: animal, Facebook, technology
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
has 69.99 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse. It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in it if you press one button it moves forward, if you press the second button it moves faster and if you press the last button it will stop. The guy in the Benz was really impressed, so he asked the guy riding the horse if he wanted to trade the horse for the Benz, so he agreed. They did the trade and the guy riding the horse drove the Benz and went on his way but the other guy was still stuck in the traffic light trying to get the horse to move. He tried all the buttons but the horse does not seem to be moving so he called the horse owner and asked him if he can come back to show him how to move the horse. So the guy came back, he pressed all the buttons again but the horse still doesn't move. He noticed the horse's penis was up so he tells the other guy: "Ohh you forgot to release the handbrake!"
has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, horse, men, technology
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
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