What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash." Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager's surprise, the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment, does your boss know that you discourage business that way? "Yes", replied the clerk. It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleaning printers if the owner tries to do it himself first.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.