Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper.
Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..."
Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach.
Husband faints.
Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Scene: A radio newsroom.
Caller: "I just wanted to let you know you're off the air."
Host: "Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it."
Caller: "It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that."
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On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!