Scene: A radio newsroom.
Caller: "I just wanted to let you know you're off the air."
Host: "Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it."
Caller: "It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that."
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Phones are getting thinner and smarter.
People, not so much.
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A guy tells his friends:
The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room?
A: A computer?
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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?"
"I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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