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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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Flashlight A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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