The best time jokes

Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, marriage, time
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 59.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, time
Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist. The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!" After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!" They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?" The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: doctor, mean, stupid, time
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: time, wife, women
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
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