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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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has 60.43 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lesbian, time
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris made time wait.
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I'm tired 8 days a week.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: life, time
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that the man would survive the night. The man then said, "Call for my lawyer." When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to stand on one side of the bed, while the lawyer stood on the other. The man then laid back and closed his eyes. When he remained silent for several minutes, the physician asked what he had in mind. The man replied "Jesus died with a thief on either side. I just thought I'd check out the same way."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: god, hospital, lawyer, time
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.
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