The best time jokes

Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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has 39.90 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: love, men, time
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, time, Yo mama
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 38.43 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am." The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock. Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying: "Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: marriage, time
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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