The best time jokes

If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, time
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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has 39.64 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: love, men, time
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, time, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 38.27 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am." The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock. Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying: "Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: marriage, time
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
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