The best time jokes

Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: management, stupid, time, ugly, Yo mama
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, time
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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has 39.97 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
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