The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
What are Women Really Thinking? So many men, so few who can afford me. Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares? And your point is? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.