The best time jokes

The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, money, religious, time
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex, time
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: management, stupid, time, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, time
If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, time
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