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Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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What are Women Really Thinking? So many men, so few who can afford me. Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares? And your point is? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, marriage, money, time
If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
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Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
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