The best ugly jokes

At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Halloween, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, mother in law, ugly
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, ugly, Yo mama
A wife sending a short message to her husband: It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, ugly, wife
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