The best ugly jokes

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: game, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, ugly, Yo mama
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly
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