Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
A wife sending a short message to her husband: It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''