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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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A wife sending a short message to her husband: It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
Vote: has 51.28 % from 44 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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