Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
A wife sending a short message to her husband:
It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.