Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!