Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents.
Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha.
Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears.
What am I?
Ugly!
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!