At a Whitehouse party for past presidents.
Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha.
Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
A wife sending a short message to her husband:
It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...