Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
A wife sending a short message to her husband: It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...