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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said, "You know."
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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