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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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