Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!