Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud". The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?" The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''