The best ugly jokes

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” “He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled. The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?” The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?” The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!” The woman then gave the officer her license. “I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?” The old man replied, “He said he knows you!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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