The best weather jokes

Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
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has 66.04 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, weather
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: old people, weather
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, weather
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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