Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.