There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.