The best weather jokes

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" "'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: mean, redneck, vulgar, weather
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dating, weather
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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