Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.