The best weather jokes

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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