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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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