What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.