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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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