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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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