Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".