The best weather jokes

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
A guy buys his first motorcycle. The dealer tells him to keep a jar of Vaseline handy to rub on the chrome before it rains to prevent rusting. A few months later, the young man's girlfriend invites him to dinner at her parents' house. Before they go in, she explains their family tradition that whomever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After dinner, everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break. After 15 minutes, the young man decides to speed things up. He leans over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word. Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her. Silence. Desperate, he grabs her mother and has sex with her on the table. Suddenly, they hear thunder rumble in the distance. The guy thinks of his bike and, instinctively, pulls the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket. "OK, OK," says the father, "I'll do the dishes!"
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has 61.38 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, marriage, sex, weather
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: game, weather
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: weather
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, its Thursday!” Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: beer, old people, weather
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
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