Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.