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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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