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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends while on business travel. If weather permits, public areas such as parks should be used as temporary lodging sites. Bus terminals, train stations, and office lobbies may provide shelter in periods of inclement weather.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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