The best weather jokes

Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day! It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, weather
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
A guy buys his first motorcycle. The dealer tells him to keep a jar of Vaseline handy to rub on the chrome before it rains to prevent rusting. A few months later, the young man's girlfriend invites him to dinner at her parents' house. Before they go in, she explains their family tradition that whomever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After dinner, everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break. After 15 minutes, the young man decides to speed things up. He leans over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word. Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her. Silence. Desperate, he grabs her mother and has sex with her on the table. Suddenly, they hear thunder rumble in the distance. The guy thinks of his bike and, instinctively, pulls the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket. "OK, OK," says the father, "I'll do the dishes!"
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has 60.75 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, marriage, sex, weather
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 60.24 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: game, weather
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