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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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