The best weather jokes

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: old people, weather
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: travel, weather
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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has 51.75 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: black people, weather
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, weather
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dating, weather
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: car, school, student, weather
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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