Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...