Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom:
“Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.
” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:
“Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”