It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom:
“Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.
” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:
“Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.
There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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