It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.