Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did.
I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said;
"See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them."
I replied, "Yes."
"Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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