The best weather jokes

Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: travel, weather
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 48.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: old people, weather
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, weather, Yo mama
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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