The best weather jokes

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: car, school, student, weather
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: travel, weather
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, weather
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dating, weather
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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