The best weed jokes

You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: money, weed
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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has 59.28 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar, weed
Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, weed
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: music, weed
If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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has 55.38 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drug, duck, weed
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, weed
Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dad, fart, kids, weed
I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, weed
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: drug, political, weed
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 46.68 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
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