The best weed jokes

Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, weed
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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has 61.25 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar, weed
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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has 60.67 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: money, weed
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, weed
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: drug, political, weed
If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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has 55.20 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drug, duck, weed
Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dad, fart, kids, weed
I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, weed
If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, drug, weed
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