The best weed jokes

Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
Vote:
has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: school, weed
I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
Vote:
has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: school, weed
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
Vote:
has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, weed
Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...
Vote:
has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: time, weed
Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
Vote:
has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: phone, weed
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.
Vote:
has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
Vote:
has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Vote:
has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed, Yo mama
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Vote:
has 61.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.
Vote:
has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: money, weed
<<<234
More jokes →
Page 2 of 4.