The best weed jokes

There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
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Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.
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Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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