The best weed jokes

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.
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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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