The best weed jokes

Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: school, weed
I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: school, weed
A little lizard was walking through the forest to see his pal the monkey. The monkey call out hey little buddy come up here I got some great pot. So the little lizard climbed up the tree. The little lizard and the monkey smoked a great big joint. The little lizard said hey this stuff is great but I have horrible cottonmouth. Well there is a river just down there. So the little lizard walk down the tree through the brush and started to drink the water. All of a sudden a crocodile came out of the water. Hey little buddy waz up said the croc, "I just got stoned with my pal the monkey." "Really" said the croc, "where is he I want some." He is through the brush and up the tree. So the croc walked through the brush and to the tree. The monkey said "holy shit how much did you drink little buddy."
has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, weed
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, weed
Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: phone, weed
Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...
has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: time, weed
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed, Yo mama
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
has 61.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.
has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed
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