The best weed jokes

Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: time, weed
Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: phone, weed
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: drug, political, weed
Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: time, weed
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: music, weed
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, weed
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed, Yo mama
Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: school, weed
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed
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