The best weed jokes

Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: time, weed
Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: phone, weed
I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: school, weed
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: music, weed
Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, weed
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: drug, political, weed
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed, Yo mama
Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: school, weed
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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has 61.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
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