Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school?
A: Because they're all in high school
I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
Q: How do all stoner stories start?
A: This one time when I was high...
Q: How do you know when you are stoned?
A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed?
A: You can't smoke too much weed.
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.