The best jokes about women

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, morbid, prison, women
"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."
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has 77.03 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, science, women
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
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has 77.02 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, women
"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars."  "That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."
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has 76.68 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: war, wife, women
A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"
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has 76.59 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: blonde, women
Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the female brain. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.
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has 76.28 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: women
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?" The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, death, women
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore. They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink. After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid, time, women
If God is a woman then we're all going to go to Hell, but we'll never know why.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: god, women
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, men, stupid, women
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