The best jokes about women

A woman walks into her sex thearapist’s office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and the rarely have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it? The therapist tells her that she has a new drug called Viagra that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give him one pill that night, and come back in the morning to tell her what happens. The next day the woman walks in ecstatic telling the therapist the viagra worked, and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills? The therapist replies she dosn’t know but says to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist tha the sex was even better than the night before. She asks the therapist what whould happen if she gave him five pills? The therapist once again tells her to give it a try. The following day the woman comes back in LIMP BUT HAPPY, tells the therapist the sex just keeps getting better and better. She asks what would happen if she gave him the rest of the bottle? The therapists tells her its a new drug and she doesn’t know what a full bottle would do to a person. The woman leaves the office and puts the rest of the pills in her husbands morning coffee. A week later a boy walks into the therapists office and asks: "Are you the “idiot” who gave my MOTHER a bottle of Viagra?" "Why yes young man I did?" "Why?" "Well mom’s dead, my sister’s Pregnant, my A– Hurts, and Dad just sits in the corner going, 'here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty…'”
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has 76.24 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, husband, sex, women
Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job? Answer: Ten minutes of silence.
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has 76.17 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, women
Q: What Valentine's Day candy is best to give a girl? A: Her-She Kisses.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: food, Valentines day, women
Q: Why is life like a penis? A: Women make it hard!
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has 76.03 % from 396 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, women
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
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has 75.90 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, women
Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the female brain. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.
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has 75.73 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: women
I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 75.68 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat? A: They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.
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has 75.68 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honour." Testified the man charged with indecent exposure. "Explain that statement!" demanded the Judge. "Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman... So I showed her."
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has 75.66 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, lawyer, women
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
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