The best jokes about women

The wife's just said to me "Can you explain why I've just found another womans knickers in your coat pocket?" I said "Yes, I can explain. It's because you're a nosy ****!"
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: wife, women
While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off. A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish. The man replys, "What about three?" The genie retorts " Look pal, I'm in a hurry, I've been cooped up in that damn lamp for. . ." "OK, alright" the guy responds. "Tell you what, I'm tired of paying for airplane tickets to Hawaii. I'd like you to build a bridge from California to Hawaii." This pisses the genie off. He screams, "Hey, this isn't the movies. Your wish has to be practical." "Do you know the engineering it would take to design that, the materials it would take, you'd have to compensate for plate techtonics, the continental shelf. . ." "Geez" the guy responds, "Well, I'd really like to understand women." The genie responds "Did you want two lanes or four?"
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has 75.57 % from 841 votes. More jokes about: airplane, genie, sex, women
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
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has 75.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: divorce, mean, men, money, women
I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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has 75.49 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, women
Q: Why is life like a penis? A: Women make it hard!
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has 75.43 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, women
Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job? Answer: Ten minutes of silence.
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has 75.34 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, women
A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her to the side of the road.   She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?" "Yes, I do, officer," she replied. "Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up with it looped through your steering wheel?"
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, women
Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the female brain. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.
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has 75.27 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: women
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!" "Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: husband, wife, women
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A: A whore fucks everybody and a bitch fucks everybody but you.
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has 75.12 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, vulgar, women
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