The best jokes about women

"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars."  "That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."
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has 74.39 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: war, wife, women
Q: Why did God invent yeast infection? A: So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying c*nt.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: women
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately. If only men would listen...
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, men, women
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, women
A man sits on a bus looking ashamed. The man next to him notices and asks what is wrong. He says that when he went to buy the bus ticket, the woman serving him had the most unbelievable breasts, so he got flustered and asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh instead of Pittsburgh. The man next to him laughs, "Don't worry about that. We all make Freudian slips. This morning I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say, 'Pass the salt,' but I accidently said, 'You f**king bitch, you ruined my life.'"
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has 74.08 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: life, men, wife, women
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 73.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
She said "Gym or me". Sometimes I miss her.
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: gym, women
A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: bartender, beauty, communication, sex, women
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
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has 73.71 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, women
Everyone says the world would be better off if it was run by women. Sure, maybe there wouldn't be violence and territorial conquests fueled by male testosterone. But instead, we'd have a bunch of jealous countries that aren't talking to each other.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: women
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