What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need.
A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ?
Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn’t be ignored.
"Oh dear," said the Queen, "How embarrassing. I’m frightfully sorry about that."
"It’s quite understandable," said the archbishop, and after a moment added, "as a matter of fact I thought it was the horse."
Question: Why did God give men penises?
Answer: So men would at least have one way to shut a woman up.
Him: "Do you have a flat stomach?"
Me: "Yeah, but the L is silent.
Girls are like an internet virus:
they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
What is the difference between a hippie girl and a muslim girl?
The hippie girl gets stoned before have sex.
She said "Gym or me".
Sometimes I miss her.
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?"
Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers?
1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles.
2. Hunters always....shoot twice.
3. Hunters love to...eat what they shoot!