The best jokes about women

The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn’t be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "How embarrassing. I’m frightfully sorry about that." "It’s quite understandable," said the archbishop, and after a moment added, "as a matter of fact I thought it was the horse."
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: women
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, music, women
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?" "Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion." The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER $50.00."
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has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, money, prison, women
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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has 71.14 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, sex, ugly, women
Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
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has 71.05 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, money, sex, women
Q: Why can't women read maps? A: Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: geography, women
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
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has 70.84 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, flirt, women
"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks. "I can't believe it, it really is a boy." That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
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has 70.72 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, men, sex, women
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: women
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