The best jokes about women

A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 69.99 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: women
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they kept asking the old woman where she lived, all the old lady would say as she stroked the officers arm is, "You're Passionate." They drove awhile longer and asked again, but again the same response as she stroked his arm, "You're Passionate." The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, "Look we have driven around this city for two hours and you still haven't told us where you live!" She replied, "I keep trying to tell you, you're passin it!"
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, bar, cop, old people, women
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted excitedly, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said, "Just get out."
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has 69.81 % from 702 votes. More jokes about: car, god, marriage, money, women
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 69.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, men, women
This woman was driving home in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she'd like a ride. The woman thanked her and got in the car. After a few minutes, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the back seat and asked the driver what was in the bag. The driver said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman thought for a moment, then said, "Good trade."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: driving, mean, time, wine, women
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, women
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