The best jokes about women

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1) None. Feminists can't change anything. 2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
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"Does she have a boyfriend?" "Yes, a cute, strong and clever one." "What's the name?" "John, Michael and Bill."
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A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest. She was very good at identifying the wine. At the first taste she says: "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1998" and all the people were amazed. At the 2nd try she answers "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1953" and they were once again amazed. Then the drunk pisses in a glass and hands it to her. She tries it and says "Yak, this tastes like piss!" And the drunk says, "Yeah, but what year was I born?"
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How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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