The best jokes about women

Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
A nice lady in a short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, "I have a problem." The police man asked her what it is, she points to a man across the street and says, "See that man?" The police man replies, "Yes, is he watching you?" She replies, " NO!, that is the problem!"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, women
How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, time, women
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce." On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce." The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
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has 64.18 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, fart, money, women
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex, women
Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife, women
Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wife, women
How to Impress a Woman: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. How to Impress a Man: show up naked, bring beer.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: beer, love, men, romantic, women
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