The best jokes about women

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: women
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
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has 63.57 % from 406 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lesbian, women
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce." On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce." The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
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has 63.45 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, fart, money, women
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, “I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.” He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house.”
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, money, women
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 63.09 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?" "Of course the old woman!" The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, car, life, old people, women
This woman walks into a bar, and she has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits. She sits down, raises her arm, and says, "Bartender, I would like a drink." There's an old drunk sitting next to her. Slurring, he says, "Barkeep, I would like to buy the ballerina a drink." She accepts, drinks it, raises her arm again to get the bartender's attention, and orders another. The old man says, "Barkeep, you just keep giving the ballerina anything she wants." Finally, the bartender goes over to the drunk and says, "Sir, that's nice of you, but how do you know she's a ballerina?" The old man answers, "Son, you don't get to be my age without learning that only ballerinas can lift their legs that high."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, bar, bartender, women
A woman goes to a doctor, doctor, I'm tired of life, want to finish my life, what is best to kill myself? The doctor says: "Should yourself 5 cm under your breast, you will be dead!" 2 weeks later, woman back at doctors, what happened? I shot myself into my knee.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, medical, time, women
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex, women
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
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