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I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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Doctor: "Tell your wife not to worry about the slight deafness. It is only an indication of old age." Husband: "Doctor, would you yourself please tell this to her?"
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Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft." Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Kathy frowned and said, "The postman." Looking puzzeled Joanne asked, "Why the postman?" "Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box."
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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end… "And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
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Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
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