Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Question: What’s the difference between your paycheck and your penis? Answer: You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
On a crowded bus, an old lady noticed that a man had his eyes closed. "What's the matter? Are you sick?" she asked. "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
Q: Why do some women look at blank paper? A: They like to read their rights.
I've got a new anorexic girlfriend. Its not going too well though. I'm just seeing less and less of her ...
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.