The best jokes about women

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, friendship, nerd, women
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
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has 61.31 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: time, women
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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has 60.98 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Question: What’s the difference between your paycheck and your penis? Answer: You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: women
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
On a crowded bus, an old lady noticed that a man had his eyes closed. "What's the matter? Are you sick?" she asked. "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Why do some women look at blank paper? A: They like to read their rights.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: women
I've got a new anorexic girlfriend. Its not going too well though. I'm just seeing less and less of her ...
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
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