The best jokes about women

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: golf, men, sport, winter, women
Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, wife, women
Q:What's the definition of mixed emotions? A:When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, women, work
The waitress asked how I would like my coffee. I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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has 61.60 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, customer service, women
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle." Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh again. Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened." Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
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has 61.52 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drunk, husband, marriage, women
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy said, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional.” The second guy responded, “I’m a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids.” They then asked the woman, “What are you?” She replied: “I’m a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: women
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
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has 61.31 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, women
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