The best jokes about women

Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, geek, women
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: women
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy her cigarettes. He walks there only to find it closed. So, he goes into a nearby bar to use their vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and eventually end up in her apartment. After they've had some fun, he realizes it's 3 a.m. and says, "My wife's going to kill me. Do you have any talcum powder?" The woman gives him some talcum powder, which he rubs on his hands and then goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and screeches, "Where the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there, we had a few drinks, one thing led to another, and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and says, "You liar! You went bowling again!"
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has 54.53 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: beauty, marriage, wife, women
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can’t buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can’t have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you’re satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: women
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, men, women
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: women
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