The best jokes about women

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Vote:
has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, women
Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Companies are working on a camera which has such a fast shutter speed that it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut. Advance Booking open!
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women, work
Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man? A: A lazy b*tch.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women, work
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, science, women
An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. "Hey old timer," she says, "come and get some of this!" The old man says, "Hell no, woman. It done ate a hole in your drawers!"
Vote:
has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
Vote:
has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: women
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
Vote:
has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, women
A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head. 'What are you doing dear?' 'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females' 'How do you know what sex they were?' The man very confidently replied, "Easy - 3 were on the beer and 2 were on the phone."
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beer, husband, old people, phone, women
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
<<<47484950
More jokes →
Page 47 of 65.