The best jokes about women

Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 51.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: women
A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was. Business or pleasure, he asks? Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer! Why? Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral! My condolences, says the officer! It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through! Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a will for me!
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, beauty, business, travel, women
The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. Well, sir," is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ... urges. That's why we have the camel,sir." "The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges, and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent . Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "No sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town."
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: god, love, women
Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, travel, women
Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Answer: Pregnant.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: women
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, women
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 50.53 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
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