The best jokes about women

Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
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Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"
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This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
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What is a buttress? A female goat.
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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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