The best jokes about women

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
has 48.35 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: death, women
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: women
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, women
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.
has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, women
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
has 47.98 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: women
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
has 47.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: athlete, sex, women
Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
has 47.64 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
has 47.59 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, school, women
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