I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common? Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."