The best jokes about women

Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: women
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
Lady goes to her doc. "Doc, I have quite the problem. I can't control my gas. All day long I'm farting and farting. The only good news is they are the 'silent but deadly' type. The Doc pauses for a moment and replies, "first let's get you fitted for a hearing aid."
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: women
Question: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? Answer: The dog, because he’ll shut up after you let him in.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dog, wife, women
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man." "Wow," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, priest, women
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: women
Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common? Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: women
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