The best jokes about women

I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: bible, business, money, women
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 48.41 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common? Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, women
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: women
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: athlete, sex, women
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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has 47.69 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, school, women
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