The best jokes about women

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man." "Wow," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, priest, women
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: women
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 49.99 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common? Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: women
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, women
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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has 49.72 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, women
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