The best jokes about women

Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, travel, women
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Question: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? Answer: The dog, because he’ll shut up after you let him in.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dog, wife, women
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: bible, business, money, women
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
Miss DeAngelo was a not-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "Miss DeAngelo, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the ‘other woman’ in her husband’s life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?" "Well, yes," acknowledged Miss DeAngelo with a sniff, "but I couldn’t help it." "Couldn’t help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How’s that?" "Mr. Evans deceived me." "Exactly what do you mean?" "See, when we signed in," she explained, "he told the motel clerk I was his wife."
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, divorce, marriage, wife, women
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, women
A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head. 'What are you doing dear?' 'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females' 'How do you know what sex they were?' The man very confidently replied, "Easy - 3 were on the beer and 2 were on the phone."
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beer, husband, old people, phone, women
Q: Why are hangovers better than women? A: Hangovers will go away.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: women
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