The best jokes about women

Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women? A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, women
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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has 36.86 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people, wine, women
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, fart, women
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: women
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?” The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: women
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: money, women
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
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