Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
How many men does it take to please a woman. Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
Q: Why do women have periods? A: Because they deserve them.
Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?