The best jokes about women

Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream? The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, women
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: women
Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch? Answer: You don’t. There’s a clock on the stove.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: women
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: women
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, party, stupid, women
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: divorce, women
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