The best jokes about women

Question: What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Answer: Money.
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A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.
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Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
Vote: has 29.93 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
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Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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