Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs?
A: Because they have to!
What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?
They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream?
The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...
Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Answer: You don’t.
There’s a clock on the stove.
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.
the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it.
The woman replied, snorting pepper.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.