The best jokes about women

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: women
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, phone, women
This black woman was vastly overweight, and I mean MASSIVE and she went to see the doctor about her weight. She said to him, "Have you got any dieting remedies or anything that can help me loose weight?" The doctor replies, "Yes we do, all you need to do is shake your head from left too right, simple eh?!" She says, "WOW that's amazing, um... when do I do it?" The doctor says, "Next time your ordered food."
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: women
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: divorce, women
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her where the sun don't shine.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: women
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 33.71 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women
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