The best jokes about women

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I think you're bad luck."
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: husband, women
Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch? Answer: You don’t. There’s a clock on the stove.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: women
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: women
A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beauty, money, women
What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won’t you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won’t you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so. Yours always and truly, John P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, women
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: women
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: women
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