The best jokes about women

There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: technology, wine, women, work
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: money, women
Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... so they buried her.
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, marriage, time, women
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?” “What dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I think you’re bad luck.”
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, cop, women
Girl: why am I still single? Brain: you're weird as shit. Body: and you're fat. Face: plus you're pretty ugly. Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: women
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