Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
How many men does it take to please a woman. Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.