The best jokes about women

Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: women
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: women
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, time, women
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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has 29.81 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, life, women
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: divorce, women
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, men, women
How many men does it take to please a woman. Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: women
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