Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice!
Q: Why do women have tiny feet?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly.
After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says
"If my proof falls then I rome through the halls."
Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob.
The man is confused and says "what are you doing?"
She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some."
The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did.
Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good.
The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping
"Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch."
Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?"
She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Kick her where the sun don't shine.
How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible.
Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.