The best jokes about women

Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 33.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 33.24 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
How many men does it take to please a woman. Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: women
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, women
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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has 30.82 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, life, women
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, time, women
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: divorce, women
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