The best work jokes

A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
Dad: "Who do you think the committee screwed this year?" Me: "Mom."
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, time, work
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.68 % from 437 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, work
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, cop, death, work
Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: work
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