The best work jokes

Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: work
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, work
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.03 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: graduation, memory, student, time, work
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: drug, stupid, work, Yo mama
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, cop, death, work
Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, work
If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
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