The best work jokes

Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, work
All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends while on business travel. If weather permits, public areas such as parks should be used as temporary lodging sites. Bus terminals, train stations, and office lobbies may provide shelter in periods of inclement weather.
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: travel, weather, work
There was a boy and his mother was about to go to work. She said, "Do not open the door for nobody". The boy said, "Okay." So after the mother left a girl came to their house and she said to the boy, "Let me in." The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow”" So the girl went to the window and started knocking on it. Once again she said, "Let me in." The boy finally gave up and let her in. So once she got in she said, "Let’s go upstairs." The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow." The girl kept asking him so he finally gave up. When his mama came into his room she said, "Get off that girl." The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow!"
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: kids, work
Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, work
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
has 56.79 % from 481 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, men, wine, work
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, work
How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes on November 5th? Twenty, One to strike the match and nineteen to fill in the paper work.
has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: military, work
Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.
has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: work
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
has 55.90 % from 523 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
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